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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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Stewart \"Stew\" Johnson is an American former professional basketball player. A 6-foot-8-inch (2.03 m) tall forward/center from Murray State University, who was born in New York City, Johnson was selected by the New York Knicks in the third round of the 1966 NBA draft. However, Johnson never played in the NBA, joining the rival American Basketball Association instead.
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